A Word From Tuc: Seohyun Fucks Up, the World is Really Ending
Being the science student that I am, of course I had my ardent doubts regarding the end of the world in 2012. Well, fuck that shit, because THE WORLD IS [...]
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A Word From Tuc: How to Succeed in KPOP Without Really Trying [PART I]
If you’re observant enough, you’re bound to see some very distinct patterns that are apparent when it comes to popularity and success in the world of KPOP. There is most [...]
A Word From Tuc: SONEs want SNSD to perform at the Olympics (insert laugh track)
I was originally going to write an article about horsey-face Jessica and her “curves,” but while making my way over to the “Oh!” music video to nab an unflattering screenshot [...]
A Word From Tuc: Kids React to KPOP, Fans Go Batshit
Kids say the darndest things, don’t they? Take, for example, this video featuring kids and tweens reacting to some KPOP music videos: Now, for those of you that are on [...]
A Word From Tuc: Hyuna a Dancing Queen in 10 Years? lolwut
If there’s anyone I hate more than SNSD‘s Jessica, it’s got to be 4minute‘s Hyuna. What really grinds my gears about Hyuna is the fact that she is clearly an untalented and [...]
A Word From Tuc: The Dancing Gorilla Tries to Save Face, Fails Miserably
Self-named musical entrepreneur Park Jin Young (aka JYP) is crying metallic tears. That’s right. I mean, how could he not be crying cold and steely tears of sorrow and regret after having completely [...]
A Word From Tuc: Hyorin Has a Fine Ass, Netizen Panties in a Bunch
I generally don’t watch these KPOP award shows, because I quite frankly don’t give that much of a fuck. After a certain “incident” the other day on the KBS Gayo [...]
A Word From Tuc: Cry Moar, Siwon
I’m just going to put this out there right now: I’ve never liked Super Junior. Ever. “Oh, you troll, you’re just jeal–” I’m going to stop you right there, because [...]
A Word From Tuc: Chocolat’s Tia is Clearly a Robot
You see that? That is Chocolat‘s Tia. That’s not the face of a human being. I refuse to believe that this “fourteen-year old” has blood pumping through her veins. No. She [...]
A Word From Tuc: Dear Jessica, GTFO
A wild troll appears. Everybody, welcome Tuc from CPOP review blog Aiya Tuc! As a long time Kpop listener, Tuc’s seen the best and, unfortunately, the worst of this monster. [...]
