Being the science student that I am, of course I had my ardent doubts regarding the end of the world in 2012. Well, fuck that shit, because THE WORLD IS FUCKING ENDING! As many of you may already know, I am not a huge fan of SNSD. There are only two reasons I watch SNSD […]

If you’re observant enough, you’re bound to see some very distinct patterns that are apparent when it comes to popularity and success in the world of KPOP. There is most definitely a secret to it all, and, I’ve got to admit, some of these companies have got it down pat. Take SM Entertainment for example. […]

I was originally going to write an article about horsey-face Jessica and her “curves,” but while making my way over to the “Oh!” music video to nab an unflattering screenshot of her, I stumbled across this: No. Absolutely not. No fucking way. Listen, KPOP, you’re fine over there in your little corner of the world. […]

Kids say the darndest things, don’t they? Take, for example, this video featuring kids and tweens reacting to some KPOP music videos: Now, for those of you that are on the dark side of KPOP (like myself), you’re probably on the floor right about now, laughing your fucking asses off. Why? Because it’s all true. […]

If there’s anyone I hate more than SNSD‘s Jessica, it’s got to be 4minute‘s Hyuna. What really grinds my gears about Hyuna is the fact that she is clearly an untalented and dirty slut, yet she has somehow convinced her fans otherwise. I mean, even she knows she’s a slut; she even fucking says so in “Mirror Mirror!” HOW […]

Self-named musical entrepreneur Park Jin Young (aka JYP) is crying metallic tears. That’s right. I mean, how could he not be crying cold and steely tears of sorrow and regret after having completely and utterly failed at his attempt to break into the United States music industry? It’s been nearly five years since JYP first pushed his famed Wonder […]